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trying to impress someone like

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okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

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chris pratt is a comedic genius, appreciate it

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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drakeshairline:

tequilaandtiramisu:

A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

this cartoon works at target clearly

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“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

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corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

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cousinnick:

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davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

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shrewdshrew:

if someone gave this to me i would die

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sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

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